Oscar Notes......

I just watched the Oscars in their entirety and hear are a few notes I made along the way....

-Kirk Douglas was not a good idea. How was that conceived in pre-production? "I got an idea, let's get Kirk Douglas to give away one of the most prestigious awards this year. I mean how bad can it be to have an extremely old stroke survivor ten minutes on screen." I'll take odds you see him "In Memoriam" next year.

-Melissa Leo wins supporting actress. No problem with that, and she looks markedly better when you take her out of Lowell. Her biggest worry was probably not tripping Skeletor, I mean Kirk Douglas on her way off stage. I did think Amy Adams was the better character in the movie but either one of them was a fine choice.

-Mila Kunis is super hot. I imagine most women would let her go down on them.

-Did they put Josh Brolin and Javier Bardem together because they both have hot older women wives? An excuse to show Penelope Cruz more? Probably for both reasons.

-Russell Brand and Helen Mirren presenting together. All this did was piss me off that they remade "Arthur". If you haven't seen the original with Dudley Moore do yourselves a favor and watch it, brilliant comedy.

-Christian Bale deserved to win he was great in "The Fighter", a Welshman pulling off a dirty crackhead with a Lowell/Boston accent is worth the award alone. The academy was also probably a little scared that if some other nominee won Bale may beat and berate him on stage for an uncomfortably long period of time.

-Trent Reznor, the man who famously sang, "I want to fuck you like an animal. You get me closer to God" has an Oscar. This makes me happy.

-I like that Inception was winning for effects and sound. It was my favorite of the year and thought Nolan should have won best director, at least nominated. Maybe the third Batman will finally get him notice from the academy........He's the best there is right now. His movies are awesome and he deserves all credit that he gets bestowed on him.

-I find Cate Blanchett homely. I don't like her.

-Helena Bonham Carter went with a new fashion accessory this year, large boobs on her chin.

-Finds Florence Welch of Florence and the Machine to look like Florence the Tranny.

-Tom Hooper, best director of the year. Might be the biggest heap of shit win this year. Fincher made Facebook more interesting than it is, Aronofsky got me to enjoy a movie about a ballet dancer and Nolan wasn't nominated. Thank god another period piece director got some hardware.

-You think Warren Beatty convinced Annette Bening to try a threesome as "research" for The Kids are All Right? I think he did.

-Natalie Portman is an awesome actress. She made a crazy ballerina ever so interesting. I thought Jennifer Lawrence could have won, Winter's Bone was awesome, she did a great job.

-Colin Firth was great as the king who stammered. The acting in a King's Speech was exceptional but the movie wasn't that good. Him winning this is fair, I probably would have given it to Jesse Eisenberg. Not for The Social Network but for his acting skills in Zombieland, even if that came out last year.

-Oscar nominated movies that I liked better than the King's Speech:

1) Inception

2) Black Swan

3) The Social Network

4) Winter's Bone

5) The Fighter

6) True Grit.

I didn't see 127 Hours or Toy Story 3 but I bet they were better. The only movie the King's Speech was better than was The Kids are All Right, which I didn't like at all. Speech is a good movie but they could have done so much more with a king on the verge of entering World War II with the Nazis. Not the best movie of the year, the six nominated films above were better. Great acting doesn't always mean the best movie or director. I'm growing to hate English period pieces more and more by the year. Can't wait for the next chapter, "Prince Charles: I am not an Elephant even with these Gigantic Ears."

Quick note on hosting duties for James Franco and Anne Hathaway. Barely noticed them. Weren't really that big a part for the show. They did fine but bring back Steve Martin. Anne Hatahaway is one heck of a looker though.

Fuck you knee

So my knee fucked me over yet again. My dear friends from Columbus called me last minute and said they were coming up to see the Dismemberment Plan at the Metro. To be quite honest, I never really know the band prior to the show but it's hard to turn down Erin and Justin time as I don't get to see them often.

The Forms were the first act, they were terrible. Even if I was drinking and standing on a good leg I could not have found this enjoyable. Why is it that when people are playing electronic music they get so excited? Guy was hitting his buttons like he was pounding out a John Bonham drum solo. You're hitting a button asshole!!!! Ugh. Yeah, they were terrible.

Maritime was the middle band and were quite good. They were all in red "#Solidarity WI t-shirts, as they are from Milwaukee and are in approval of the Unions. I suggest giving them a listen, enjoyable.

Then the Dismemberment came on and were brilliant. I hope they continue to tour or at least show up at some festivals. I really enjoyed the songs, not sure how to describe them. Is it indie rock? Is it pop? Is it emo? A massive mix of coolness? I don't know, you decide.

I think they were awesome and I say fuck you knee because my leg just couldn't hold up for the whole show. If they come back there is no question that I'll see them again. Thanks again to Justin Hemminger of Speed Governor out of Columbus Ohio. Check them out if they are in your town.

off to dinner. Restaurant week in Chicago is awesome. Bone marrow buttered steak is in my immediate future.

quick Buddy moment

Just wanted to add this, Buddy is so fucking good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWvG9L1jqq0&feature=fvwrel

Notes from the winter....

It's been a tough winter........Broken knee, recovery, infection, recovery and now some rehab still to go.

But tomorrow morning I go back to work, permanently this time. Life on the couch is not cool but at the same time it beats working. Of course I haven't been drinking in awhile due to the blood thinners but that changes in less than a month. Would have been one thing if I could have sat at the bar and got smashed every day but that was unable to happen.

Music things I've seen since being broken.....

1) 12.30.2010 - The Hold Steady at Lincoln Hall. I walked into the bar for dinner early to guarantee a seat. When we get there I see Craig, Tad and the boys at the bar but they were eating dinner so I didn't bother them while they eat. Plus, what am I gonna say, "I really like you're band, you guys are super cool!" Of course not. In retrospect I should have because my fiancee Nikole managed to get the band to dedicate "Sweet Part of the City" to me. Something along the lines of "We got an email from this guy's fiancee Nikole. He's been sick for a pretty long time and this is his first night out in awhile, so this one is for Pete." Coolest thing ever. Thanks to Nik and the Hold Steady.

2) 1.1.2011 - The Black Keys at the Aragon Ballroom. They are so fucking good. I can't believe it took them this long to hit some pay dirt. Listen to them, see them live if you can, worth every nickel. One thing to note here, the handicap seating is great at the ballroom. Put you in a private turret and you have an awesome view. The sound is even better up there...

3) 1.7.2011 - Weezer at the Aragon Ballroom. The played the entire Blue Album, amazing. The first half of the show threw me off though. If you have ever seen Weezer in the past (I mean like late '90s or early 2000s) then you know that, as a band, they play their songs, very little interaction with the crowd and they, in essence, do their job. This show starts with Rivers running all over the fucking stage like he's performing in the mode of of teenage pop star. Climbing into the balcony, it was weird. Then, intermission. Then anger started due to a performance by the local "School of Rock" kids doing Weezer songs. Fuck you "School of Rock" because I want to see Weezer, not kids playing Weezer, get the fuck off the stage. Then there was 20 minutes of painful slide show. Then the Blue Album and all was good again.

4) 1.8.2011 - Weezer at the Aragon Ballroom. The played the Pinkerton album all the way through. Amazing. See above notations of how the rest of the show went.

5) 1.17.2011 - Buddy Guy at Buddy Guy's Legends. For those unfamiliar with the tradition, Buddy plays his place Thursday through Sunday for the month of January. Me and Funk Doctor Spock and our ladies have made a mini-tradition of going for our respective birthdays. Buddy is so fucking good that it's almost frightening. That 74 year old man brings it with the best of them and may be the best guitar player alive. Listen to him, his new record "Living Proof" is proof that the blues ain't dead.

6) 2.11.2011 - Robert Johnson Centennial Concert at Chicago Symphony Hall. I had a little trepidation going into this one because it was fronted by Big Head Todd and the Monsters. I'm not a fan of theirs, it's not that their talent lacks they just don't do much for me. The biggest seller was I've never been to Symphony Hall (sound was so fucking amazing, every note rang clear, I'm still amazed how good it was) and that it was an all Robert Johnson show. They had two real special guest in 95 year old David "Honeyboy" Edwards and Hubert Sumlin. Honeybee looked and sounded really fucking old, if he sees 96 I'll be shocked. Could still play the guitar pretty damn good, maybe shouldn't sing anymore. Sumlin was the guitar player for Howlin' Wolf in the old days, not sure how old he is, late 70s maybe, he can still play and sing. Plus he has an oxygen tank that a roadie carries on and off the stage for him, that's a sign you made it. Good night, and thanks to my buddy Neil, it was a fine date night.

Talk soon, more shows on the horizon. Couple of quick notes. I have read that preliminary headliners for Lollapalooza are Muse, Eminem and the Foo Fighters. Love Muse, will likely watch whatever the opposition is for the other two bands. Just listened to the new Social Distortion record, sounds like old Social D records, so pretty good. New Strokes single is awesome and you can download it here http://www.thestrokes.com/home, I'm digging it. Sounds like them with a hint of polish.

Long Live Rock kids.